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Pope Francis To Let 40% Of Nuns Go In Corporate Restructuring

Pope Francis To Let 40% Of Nuns Go In Corporate Restructuring

As with any company when a new C.E.O is appointed, corporate restructuring takes place and the Catholic Church is no exception. Pope Francis wasted no time in getting rid of… Read more »

New Pope Head-hunted by Start-up Religions

New Pope Head-hunted by Start-up Religions

Yesterday evening in Rome, even before the white smoke had time to dissipate above the Vatican, Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, or to give him his new title, Pope Francis the First,… Read more »

10 Ways The New Pope Can Make Mass Cool

10 Ways The New Pope Can Make Mass Cool

Whoever is elected Pope has some challenges ahead. But, how can he make mass cool? How can he appeal to a new generation of potential believers, in a digital, technology… Read more »

Conclave Fined For Breaching Carbon Tax Laws

Conclave Fined For Breaching Carbon Tax Laws

High ranking members of the world’s largest cult were fined today by the Italian Government, who in turn were instructed to do so by the European Union, after severe breaches of carbon emission laws…. Read more »

Jobs News: Position Open At The Vatican

Jobs News: Position Open At The Vatican

About The Company The Vatican is a backward thinking, male dominated cult operating in it’s own independent state. It uses the latest edition of the Bible to inform decisions about modern day… Read more »

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