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SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

In what many readers may find disturbing, new details are coming out revealing the common torture methods employed by married people to try and extract information from their unmarried friends, about… Read more »

Dun Laoghaire Man Saved On Bin Charges By Living In Filth

Dun Laoghaire Man Saved On Bin Charges By Living In Filth

Are you worried that your monthly outgoings may increase with the introduction of the new pay by weight rubbish collection service that comes into effect this summer? Well fear not,… Read more »

Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Good news today for WhatsApp users as it appears the hugely popular messaging app improves the rate of workplace bitching by over 400%. A studying carried out by researchers at… Read more »

Fadia Harpenter’s Dublin Diary | New Year – New Boobs!

Fadia Harpenter’s Dublin Diary | New Year – New Boobs!

This week has been crazy. I went on a date with the rugby player. He eventually text me after a sent him a nude selfie. He was really dumb. I… Read more »

Dean Strang to Help Investigate Murder of Ray D’Arcy Show

Dean Strang to Help Investigate Murder of Ray D’Arcy Show

Famed defense attorney Dean Strang has been brought in by RTE bosses to help investigate who was behind the killing of the Ray D’Arcy show.  In what many would argue has been one of… Read more »

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Caoimhe Murray and Gavin Ryan have today explained how late night trips to a 24 hour Tesco are the basis for their entire relationship.  The couple who have been going… Read more »

4 Out of 5 Cats Admit To Cheating On Their Owners

4 Out of 5 Cats Admit To Cheating On Their Owners

A worrying survey has today revealed that 80% of cats have admitted to cheating on their owners at some point in their lives.  The research conducted by the Cat Relationship… Read more »

Snapchatter Seeking To Replace Love He Didn’t Receive As A Child

Snapchatter Seeking To Replace Love He Didn’t Receive As A Child

Prominent Irish Snapchatter Seamus Keenan has today explained how he uses the social media platform in a desperate attempt to replace the love and attention he didn’t receive as a… Read more »

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

The Irish Wildlife Trust has today announced that Stoneybatter, Dublin is to become an official protected nature reserve, established to conserve Ireland’s hipster population.  The decision was made as it was noted… Read more »

Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024

Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has today confirmed that napping will become an official sport at the 2024 games. Huge amounts of people all over the world – the western… Read more »

Unfit Man Taking Up More Of A ‘Central Play Maker Role’ At Astro

Unfit Man Taking Up More Of A ‘Central Play Maker Role’ At Astro

Gary Lawlor, a 31 year old man who has been progressively getting fatter and unfitter, has decided to become more of a central play maker at his weekly game of… Read more »

Concerns Growing For Man Who Joined Dangerous CrossFit Cult

Concerns Growing For Man Who Joined Dangerous CrossFit Cult

Families of a 28 year old man from Malahide, Dublin, are fearing for the worst after he is thought to have recently joined a dangerous CrossFit cult.  The cult of CrossFit… Read more »

Man Moves In With Girlfriend – Finding It Very Hard To Masturbate

Man Moves In With Girlfriend – Finding It Very Hard To Masturbate

A devastated 30 year old man, who recently moved in with his long term girlfriend, has discovered that since moving in, he can’t find the time or space to masturbate. … Read more »

Making A Murderer: Irish Man Now Legal Expert After Watching Series

Making A Murderer: Irish Man Now Legal Expert After Watching Series

A 26 year old man from Blanchardstown in Dublin, is now a fully qualified legal expert, after watching 11 hours of Netflix’s latest documentary series, Making a Murderer.  Impressively, Darren… Read more »

Irish Teen Tells Parents He Wants To Become A Vlogger –  What Happens Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Irish Teen Tells Parents He Wants To Become A Vlogger – What Happens Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

A 16 year old Clonmel student has finally built up the courage to tell his parents that when he grows up, he wants to become a Vlogger.  Having been secretly… Read more »

Holly Carpenter’s Dublin Diary To Be Made Into New Ann & Barry Book

Holly Carpenter’s Dublin Diary To Be Made Into New Ann & Barry Book

2016 has gotten off to a sensational start for Dublin model Holly Carpenter as she lands herself an amazing book publishing deal. Her weekly Dublin Diary in The Herald has caught… Read more »

CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

Education experts are today predicting a massive increase in the amount of points that will be needed for the IRA this year.  The 2016 Easter Rising commemorations will bring a… Read more »

Warning: Dangerous Number of  ‘2016 Will Be My Year’ Posts Expected Overnight

Warning: Dangerous Number of ‘2016 Will Be My Year’ Posts Expected Overnight

A national warning has been put in place today as a dangerous increase in the amount of ‘2016 will be my year’ posts are expected to cause havoc today and… Read more »

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Dublin cocaine dealer Skinny Pablo has dismissed claims that Ireland will not be having snow this Christmas and is confident that it’s going to be one of the whitest festive seasons… Read more »

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

In breaking news this afternoon, it appears that Chelsea have sacked manager Jose Mourinho as first team manager.  The reigning league champions have suffered a string of defeats with the… Read more »

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Justin Bieber radicals have taken at least 20 people hostage in Dublin today, after their ticket demands were not met. The extremist group had been staging a protest since Tuesday,… Read more »

Nurse Strike Avoided As Unions Secure Coppers Gold Cards

Nurse Strike Avoided As Unions Secure Coppers Gold Cards

The INMO has said that the nurses planned strike action has been avoided at the last minute, after gold cards for Copper Face Jacks were secured for all members. In marathon… Read more »

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction have sent an emotional message to their fans all around the world, thanking them for making them incredibly rich. They said that the decision to quit hasn’t come easy,… Read more »

Irish Parents To Stage Angry Protest As Wooden Spoon Becomes Illegal

Irish Parents To Stage Angry Protest As Wooden Spoon Becomes Illegal

Irish parents are expected to protest in their thousands today, as new laws enacted mean they can no longer hit their children with the traditional wooden spoon. Outraged at the thought… Read more »

WIN: 2 VIP Tickets For The McGregor Bandwagon

WIN: 2 VIP Tickets For The McGregor Bandwagon

To help celebrate UFC194 and the ever increasing amount of MMA experts coming out of the woodwork, we’ve got an amazing prize to giveaway. Aldo takes on McGregor this Saturday… Read more »

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

In an attempt to help Manchester United Fans deal with the implosion of their once great team, an unlikely foe has extended a helping hand.  Manchester United fans are currently… Read more »

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

An investigation involving the Gardaí, Interpol and the Revenue Commissioners, has discovered that a criminal gang of Seagulls, tormenting people in Dublin, are in fact the largest importers of heroin into Ireland…. Read more »

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

Tragic news is coming out of Majorca today, as reports confirm that a Dublin man’s holiday has been ruined, after he left his tricolour at home in Dublin.  By Cormac… Read more »

Woman Breaks Her Own Neck Tilting Head Sideways For Photo

Woman Breaks Her Own Neck Tilting Head Sideways For Photo

A 23 year old woman from Clonskeagh, Dublin,  left herself paralysed after breaking her own neck while trying to pose for a photo in a nightclub over the weekend. By… Read more »

EXCLUSIVE: Cheryl Cole Announces Divorce From French Husband

EXCLUSIVE: Cheryl Cole Announces Divorce From French Husband

It lasted a total of 8 days, but reports are now confirming that Cheryl Cole has split from her French impulse husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini, whom she married after just 12… Read more »

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

Great news for distraught Garth Brooks fans, as it has been revealed that Copper Face Jacks have agreed terms with Aiken Promotions and the country singer, to hold all 5… Read more »

Alarming Number of Stoners Developing MS Symptoms

Alarming Number of Stoners Developing MS Symptoms

As news that Junior Health Minister Alex White is to sign off on legislation to allow medical marijuana for MS sufferers, an alarming number of stoners have reportedly developed symptoms… Read more »

Gay Community Support Emergency Garth Brooks Legislation

Gay Community Support Emergency Garth Brooks Legislation

The Gay community in Ireland has today come out in support of emergency Garth Brooks legislation being rushed through the Dáil, so that concert promoters can break the prior agreement they… Read more »

Pope Francis To Meet With Victims of Garth Brooks Tragedy

Pope Francis To Meet With Victims of Garth Brooks Tragedy

Pope Francis has spoken out over the controversial cancellation of the Garth Brooks concerts and has agreed to meet those victims who have been affected by the recent tragedy.  By… Read more »

Teaser: Tits Blind | A New Dark Crime Drama With A Strong Female Lead

Teaser: Tits Blind | A New Dark Crime Drama With A Strong Female Lead

Here’s a sneak peak at Tits Blind, an up and coming dark crime drama with a strong female lead character.  H/T Tara Flynn

Pro Garth Vigil To Be Held In Dublin Tonight

Pro Garth Vigil To Be Held In Dublin Tonight

Tens of thousands of Pro Garth campaigners are expected to descend onto Merrion Square this evening, for a candlelight vigil protesting over Dublin City Council’s recent decision to only grant… Read more »

DJ Diaries Episode 1 : The Joys Of

DJ Diaries Episode 1 : The Joys Of

A powerful documentary, commissioned by the Irish Disk Jockeys Association has been released this week. The aim behind the eye opening film, is to highlight and raise awareness of the… Read more »

Luas Tannoy In Real Life – Foil Arms and Hog

Luas Tannoy In Real Life – Foil Arms and Hog

Foil Arms and Hog reveal some of the internal frustrations of life working for the Dublin transport service. The only usual stories to hit the media, are of violent dangers… Read more »

Starving African Kids Thankful For Irish Finishing Their Dinner

Starving African Kids Thankful For Irish Finishing Their Dinner

A group of starving African children have expressed their gratitude towards the Irish, for their tireless efforts at force feeding themselves food they don’t want, in order to clean their… Read more »

Liverpool Launching New Official Drink To Capitalise On Ability To Bottle Things

Liverpool Launching New Official Drink To Capitalise On Ability To Bottle Things

It has been confirmed tonight by Liverpool FC that the club is to launch a new range of drinks, to capitalise on their unmatched ability to bottle things. By Cormac… Read more »

Gerry Adams Set To Cover Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me”

Gerry Adams Set To Cover Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me”

It has emerged today that Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams, current being questioned in relation to the murder of Jean McConville, is to release his own cover of Shaggy’s hit… Read more »

Dublin PR Firm Overwhelmed By Social Media Award Nomination

Dublin PR Firm Overwhelmed By Social Media Award Nomination

Dublin based Youthful Buzzword PR, are today shocked, surprised and overwhelmed with the news that they have been nominated for a Social Media Award – even though they nominated themselves…. Read more »

Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral

Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral

Irish women are being reminded today to ensure they have the required amount of floral patterned clothes for the weekend, to make sure that they all look exactly the same… Read more »

UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

A damning report published today by the United Nations, has found the Gaelic Athletics Association (GAA) guilty of breaching numerous international human rights and has called the organisation “shameful in… Read more »

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

Breaking news coming today has revealed that Alan Shatter, has resigned his position as Minister for Justice, after a string of controversies surrounding his department came to light recently. The… Read more »

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player… Read more »

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

People are in awe today of disgraced, former independent TD Patrick Nulty, as he has taken The Fear, to an entirely new level.  By Cormac Moore Many people have experienced the… Read more »

Reported Sightings of the Rare Irish 18-25 Year-Old

Reported Sightings of the Rare Irish 18-25 Year-Old

Various sources are confirming an increase in reported sightings of the once-common Irish 18-25 Year-Old. This has fuelled speculation that the Irish 18-25 Year-Old population – thought to be in… Read more »

Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral

Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral

Thousands of people from all over America are expected to show up and picket the former leader of the Westboro Baptist Church’s funeral.  By Cormac Moore Fred Phelps was considered… Read more »

Dunboyne Ecstatic As Damien Whittaker Finally Joins Facebook

Dunboyne Ecstatic As Damien Whittaker Finally Joins Facebook

Dunboyne locals are today celebrating, as news of Damien Whittaker’s recent decision to join Facebook spreads throughout the self proclaimed Republic. The social media network was set up in 2004,… Read more »

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