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Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland
Dublin cocaine dealer Skinny Pablo has dismissed claims that Ireland will not be having snow this Christmas and is confident that it’s going to be one of the whitest festive seasons…
Ireland’s Umbrella Supplies Running Dangerously Low
The Potato has learned from a government source that the nation’s umbrella supplies are running dangerously low. With stormy weather already with us this weekend it is predicted that by…
Dunboyne Locals Heartbroken Over Lack Of Flooding
Local residents in Dunboyne County Meath, were saddened today to learn that Storm Christine hasn’t caused any serious flooding in the area over the last number of days. By Cormac…
Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot
As parts of the country awaken to another day of flooding and gale force winds, one man has expressed bemusement at reports of the extreme weather conditions currently battering the…
Irish Heatwave Into Second Week | Clisare | Video
Clare Cullen reports on the panic and utter confusion this prolongued heatwave here in Ireland has brought with it.
The Summer Of 2013 Being Added To Leaving Cert
The Department of Education have today announced that The Summer Of 2013 will become a new, compulsory subject for Leaving Certificate students. The new subject will be introduced in 2015…
Dangerous Batch Of Pollen Hits Irish Streets
Gardaí are warning of a dangerous batch of pollen that has recently been made widely available on the streets of Ireland. The strain is said to be particularly potent and…
Leaving Cert Being Extended To Improve Weather
The Leaving Certificate Exams are set to be extended by several months, to help improve the Irish weather during the summer and give a much needed boost to tourism. The…
Shortage Of 99s Feared Nationwide
It wouldn’t be a sunny day in Ireland without some misery added into the mix, as reports are coming out today that there is a national shortage of 99s. Both…
FLOODS: John Waters Building Ark
Irish Times columnist John Waters is a familiar face in Ireland. Like many Irish faces, his is one aged by misery and foreboding. Spiritual leader and guardian of Irish Catholic…
Bi-Polar Weather Admitted To Psychiatric Ward
Ireland’s mental weather has been admitted to St. Brendan’s Psychiatric Hospital in Dublin, after a spate of erratic behaviour caused alarm bells to be raised. The weather will undergo several psychological tests and…
Global Warming Debunked By Irish Scientists
A team of Irish scientists have finally put an end to the debate surrounding Global Warming and whether or not it actually exists. It doesn’t. The team of researchers made their…
Unpaid Bill Leaves Ireland Disconnected From Sun
A whistleblower at Met Éireann has revealed that ongoing cold weather in many parts of the country is not a meteorological phenomenon; rather, it is due to the Irish Government…
Hurricane Sandy To Give Ireland Unusually Warm December
MET Eireann have just announced that Ireland is to receive a rather unusual heat wave for the month of December. Researchers at the meteorological centre have noticed disruptions in weather patterns over the Atlantic caused by the recent hurricane…
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